Friday, September 08, 2006

Nursery Times

Old king Cole got a CD player
Tom, Tom’s gone right off pork
Mary, Mary just had to agree
And the spoon dumped the dish for a fork

Wee Willy Winky’s having counseling
And Bah, Bah the punk sheep’s not black
Old Mother Hubbard gets her shopping delivered
Mrs. Sprat’s had a heart attack

Rock a by baby’s got senile dementia
Twinkle Twinkle’s a much bigger star
Doctor Foster bought a helicopter
Johnny Thin ended up behind bars

Humpty Dumpty got body armor
Jack and Jill got plumbing
Little Miss Muffit ate the spider beside her
And the owl and the pussy cat had very odd looking children
Oops! That didn’t rhyme

Oh and as for that old woman who lived in a shoe
Well a social worker told her exactly what to do!

4 Comments:

Blogger NicoleBraganza said...

haha....i missed Sludge Bog Stew. iM Back here now, reading all these lovelies. thank you!

7:55 PM  
Blogger Pat Paulk said...

Sue I love this!! Hope the "old woman in the shoe' listens.

11:52 PM  
Blogger Sue hardy-Dawson said...

Thanks nicole glad you enjoyed them

Pat you know what old women are like-it's hopless and now with all the ASBOs her children have it's shocking, positively shocking!

8:15 PM  
Blogger GEL said...

OMG- this is great. That Old Woman in the Shoe always distressed me as a kid.
I didn't realize you had this blog. What fun you have here!

12:39 PM  

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