Nursery Times
Old king Cole got a CD player
Tom, Tom’s gone right off pork
Mary, Mary just had to agree
And the spoon dumped the dish for a fork
Wee Willy Winky’s having counseling
And Bah, Bah the punk sheep’s not black
Old Mother Hubbard gets her shopping delivered
Mrs. Sprat’s had a heart attack
Rock a by baby’s got senile dementia
Twinkle Twinkle’s a much bigger star
Doctor Foster bought a helicopter
Johnny Thin ended up behind bars
Humpty Dumpty got body armor
Jack and Jill got plumbing
Little Miss Muffit ate the spider beside her
And the owl and the pussy cat had very odd looking children
Oops! That didn’t rhyme
Oh and as for that old woman who lived in a shoe
Well a social worker told her exactly what to do!
Tom, Tom’s gone right off pork
Mary, Mary just had to agree
And the spoon dumped the dish for a fork
Wee Willy Winky’s having counseling
And Bah, Bah the punk sheep’s not black
Old Mother Hubbard gets her shopping delivered
Mrs. Sprat’s had a heart attack
Rock a by baby’s got senile dementia
Twinkle Twinkle’s a much bigger star
Doctor Foster bought a helicopter
Johnny Thin ended up behind bars
Humpty Dumpty got body armor
Jack and Jill got plumbing
Little Miss Muffit ate the spider beside her
And the owl and the pussy cat had very odd looking children
Oops! That didn’t rhyme
Oh and as for that old woman who lived in a shoe
Well a social worker told her exactly what to do!
posted by Sue hardy-Dawson at 6:33 PM
3 Comments:
haha....i missed Sludge Bog Stew. iM Back here now, reading all these lovelies. thank you!
Sue I love this!! Hope the "old woman in the shoe' listens.
Thanks nicole glad you enjoyed them
Pat you know what old women are like-it's hopless and now with all the ASBOs her children have it's shocking, positively shocking!
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